It all started with an outfit Kevin Hart thought he looked hot in. Hart posted an image of himself wearing a leather tank top onto his IG account.
“#ComedicRockstarShit #DopePic #itsShowtimePeople #SuperBowl,” he wrote in the caption of his post.
But it soon became open season on the Philly native after a few entertainers decided to poked fun at him:
Fellow comedians Marlon Wayans and Lil Duval took digs at Hart.
Marlon regrammed Hart’s photo and wrote: “Dear Kev, I wanna start by saying that I love you like family, I’m so fucking proud of your accomplishments but nigga take that tight ass vest off. It looks like you stole it off my GI JOE action figure. You look like the lil chimpanzee Ceasar from planet of the apes movie all geared up for war against man kind. That vest is so tight your chest is screaming “nooooooooooo”! (*in my @kevinhart4real voice.) first glance I thought the midget from the penitentiary movies graced the cover of vogue. Then I thought maybe one of my turds in this mornings shit stole my Barneys card and went on a shopping spree. I don’t know what look you going for brah, a sexy milk dud? A swagged out junior mint? A GQ sugar baby? You need friends dawg. Nobody loves you. I want you to slap Harry, wayne, spank, naim and the pilot of your jet in the face with a wet hand. This look like the chocolate dropper version of the Get Rich or Die Tryin album cover. #nobodylovesyou #startedfromthebottomwhyareyouhere #howmanypushupsdidyoudobeforethis #stopthemadness#calltheaccountantfreezethecardsthisniggaisspirituallymaxedout #igotafaceliketheballstombradytooktheairoutofwasfunnyasfuck”
Marlo then regrammed a photo of Hartwho was shirtless at a track field: “Yo @kevinhart4real I was merely offering you brotherly advice about your tight ass Battlestar Galactica vest. But since you wanna “call me out” I’d like to address this photo as well. Put your shirt on. It’s disturbing. You look like Bushwick Bill got his eye fixed. There’s a weird shape happening here it’s like Boris Kodjoe’s body on Emmanuel Lewis’ height. You got a body like a drunk middle aged football coach. All the oil in the world ain’t gonna bring them lower abs in. You got abs like Kenya Moore. Go sit yo lil California Raisin ass down and put a shirt on. Got the nerve to have tattoos on yo black ass, we can’t read them nigga all we see is raised skin. .. You gotta feel them shits like braille to know what the fuck they say. I didn’t know they made nike sport wear for midget tossing … When did that shit become a sport? #idothistookev#fourfeetsixiseasytocutup#idtakethisfunnybodyoverthatuglyassvestanyday.”
Marlon would later post a photo of himself and Hart and say the jokes were all in fun.
“It’s all jokes people @kevinhart4real is my friend and fam. Love him dearly. It’s just jokes…. Nothing to see here,” he wrote.
Duval was just as relentless in his attack on Hart.
“Maaaaaan @kevinhart4real if u don’t get the fuck outta here wit that full body waist trainer on
“Kev don’t do it. take the L (read his tag name)
“Tap out bruh. This ain’t what you want (Click on the tag name to see more pics of him),” the captions on his post read.
It was surprising the Hip Hop community got in on the action. Drake and Meek Mill showed they could also shoot off some jokes of their own.
“Kevin…no. Please don’t do this tonight. #IsThatLeatherDriFit #PleaseTellMeThereAreOtherOptions #ThisIsABillBellamyFit #BalmainWillNotHireYou #ThisManIsOverlyLit,” he wrote in the caption of his post.
Meek got at Hart posting some throwback photos of him from his adolescent days.
Hart wore a white button up in one photo and swim briefs in another.
“#howcaniexplain #kevreallyAtown#uhad3peopleinyaclass #ulooklikeyouabouttoshitonyaself#thatsleevelessleathershirt still corny as shit#allthatmoneyustillugly #ilookdifferent #ulookthesame#looklikeyaname #thelonious #thatsnotevenApoloshirt#itschaps #howmanybuttonsthatshirtgot? I’m at you every Super Bowl commercial break! @kevinhart4real
“Caption this,” Meek wrote.
Hart wasn’t too be taken lightly as he clapped back the four entertainers in what he called “war.”
“@champagnpapi @meekmill & @lilduval…..its on biiitttcchheeessss . You all have just committed social media suicide #WAR
#YallDoneFuckedUp #BeAfraid,” he captioned his post.
His first target was none other than Marlon.
“Y’all done fucked up…. My first victim is@marlonwayans ….Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the air out of. You could of played “Whitney Houston” in her Biopic….If a “Black & Mild” cigar came to life it would look like you….Lick your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3 different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that the government runs test on!!!! What’s that WHITE shit in the corner of your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time….your the “Wayan” that the family is ashamed of….they have meetings about you behind your back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom Bittttccchhhhh ….@meekmill &@champagnepapi & @lilduval are fucking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo #WarHasBeenDeclared,” he wrote in the caption of his post.
Hart fought fire with fire with Meek Mill after posting an undesirable throwback photo of the “Levels” rapper.
“Holy moly donut shop….Awwww shit. I’m about to expose my good friend @meekmill ….nobody knows this but he’s had plastic surgery done to his face. This can’t be the same guy….His face looks like a chopped & screwed mixtape…..this mans front teeth look like a pair of white Jordan 11’s….This picture should be in a dictionary next to the word “DirtyNigga” …..He’s making a face that clearly shows that he has bad body odor!!!! This is a real life “I eat ass face”…..I will bet all of my money that his hair smelled like mildew back then!!!! Wait a minute I just realized that this is a picture of a flat chested young black woman!!!! Boooooom Biiiittttcccchhhhh#WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo,” Hart wrote.
Hart also posted a throwback photo of Lil Duval, which features a dread head version of the comedian wearing a tank top while pointing two pistols at his head.
“Next up is @lilduval …..What in the “Ying Yang Twin” is going on here???? This man looks like a bad built Vietnamese Boy!!!! His head is way to big for his body!!! He looks like a dirty neighborhood pit bull in the face. I will bet my life that he was the guy that was selling stolen cable…. What level of “Cooning” were you trying to reach in this picture….This looks like a Ad for one of those cheap commercials where the guy is telling you to buy a TV because his prices are CRAZY….u look like a Bass Fish that somebody caught in a competition….Boooooom Biiiitttcccchhhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared#ThisIsWhatiDo,” he wrote.
It appeared Drake was too easy for Hart. He poked fun at Drake’s infamous bathtub photo of himself smoking a hookah.
“Jesus Christ…..where in the hell do I start???? Why is @champagnpapi in a bathtub with a hookah???? Who said that this shot would be great for UR career. Is this a Canadian thing??? This looks like a “Sex Hotline” add….I bet the bubbles were your idea. This looks like a Lionel Ritchie album cover….what in the hell are you staring at??? This is truly your “WORST BEHAVIOR” you just went 0 to 100 real quick with this dumbass picture….Holy shit Drake looks like the type of guy that would drink his own bathwater…..in his voice “It taste like cucumber melon” …..u look like a light skin Gerald Levert with that dumbass beard!!!! I hate it….I demand that you lose that beard ASAP. Boooooom Biiiitttccccchhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared#ThisIsWhatiDo,” he wrote.
This was perhaps the most entertaining roast session to his social media in a long time. Who you think got over who? Sound off below.
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