Atlanta area barber Russell Frederick, co-owner of A1-Kutz, offers a free service to parents of misbehaving kids. He will give them the “Benjamin Button Special,” which is his name for an old man haircut. Kids resemble a balding senior citizen after the cut is completed.

“It’s our understanding that the suretor has withdrawn and that no hearing is currently scheduled.”
-Katie Cornell

“If you’re 30, 40 years old, you’re not getting listened to by minors. Like, Jay Z has some of the sickest lyrics ever, but I would never buy his CD, just because of my age and because of his age. By the time I turn that old, I ain’t gonna be doing what he’s doing.”
– Young Thug

“Sorry 4 The Weight! Truk Yo Thoughts!”
– Chief Keef

“I feel that UCLA is the best fit for me. I had the offer since my nine-grade year, so I had a great connection with the coaches. I just want to play in front of my family and keep ballin out on the field and get a great degree.”
– Cordell Broadus

Top and Reese are going to up the ante on this record with a planned remix. They tapped none other than NLMB hell raiser Lil Herb to kill sh-t.

This art is tough

Spenzo and King Louie spit bars in the booth without even breaking a sweat.

“…I did a raw ass song about Martin Luther King… used to say he was my new daddy since I ain’t have one.”
– Chella H

Chicago, nicknamed Chiraq for its high rate of violence, led the nation in homicides in 2014.

“I remember when I was just a youngin/My grandma said ‘Boy, you better make some money. Steady sitting on yo ass, yo gon get nothing’/I know one thing, my grandmother kept it one hundred.”
– King Yella